When Clowns Attack: A Survival Guide

Coulrophobia--the fear of clowns--is very real and for good reason. You might think these red-nosed jokers are creepy, sure, but certainly not dangerous. You’d be wrong. Clowns never reveal their real names, and dress to obscure their identities. The rules of civilized society don't apply to them (what other stranger could offer candy to children and get away with it?), they have countless places to hide weapons on their person, and their appearance is downright unnatural. Clowns are the scariest people on earth, and the truth is, they are coming for your valuables, your children, and your sanity.
In this comprehensive guide to self-protection from clown creepery, petty crime, and violence, Chuck Sambuchino--founder of the anti-clown group Red Nose Alert--delves into the terrifying clown underworld to provide the knowledge you need to know to protect yourself from these seemingly innocuous gagmen, using his proven four-step system: ASSESS, ANALYZE, DEFEND, PROTECT.  Included within are instructions on how to defeat a clown in close combat, tips for spotting the plainclothes clown, and tutorials for fully clown-proofing your home against these painted and bewigged warriors. Most importantly, you’ll learn what to do when clowns attack… because it’s only a matter of time before they do.

*My Review*
I originally got this book as a joke between my wife and I. She is DEATHLY afraid of clowns, but when it arrived she actually wanted to read it. She says it's so she could learn how to defend herself(and our children) from the evil minions. "When Clowns Attack: When Clowns Attack: A Survival Guide "is a very funny read. It has made me look at clowns on a whole new, scarier level that I never imagined. It tells all the sneaky ways that clowns are dangerous and how they cause trouble. My favorite part, was the clown lingo...and who would have thought clowns worked together in groups like the mafia? Apparently "The Honkers" run Dallas, Texas. Guess it's a good thing we don't travel to Dallas often! 

Did you know there was an actual serial killer clown in the 1970s? Creepy, right? If you want a funny, yet creepy read....check this book out! 

*Disclaimer*

I received this book free from the publisher in exchange for my honest review. All thoughts are my own